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Joke of the Day
"Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win."
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"What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to? Hahaharvard"
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"My big next door neighbour just confronted me about missing items from his washing line. I nearly shit his pants"
"why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force."
"An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything."
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"She says she only drinks wine to collect corks for her Pinterest project, which is pretty cool cause it looks like she's building a castle."
"Gonorrhea is the name of the medication used to treat diarrhea, right?"