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Joke of the Day
"Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win."
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"""This work simply does not deserve an A,"" my teacher said, berating me."
"What do you call a mad lunch? Hater-tots"
"What do you call it when frankenstein's monster's wife gets her period? Her monstrual cycle"
"Me: Hi. I can't take your call right now but please leave a message. CW: I'm standing right in front of yo... Me: BEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
"What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."
"""someday this will all be yours"" I say to my dogs, waving my arms wildly across a half empty plate of mexican food"
"What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !"
"Court Comedy In a courtroom, where tensions are high... Judge: Order! Order in the court! Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye."
"What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again..."