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Joke of the Day

"My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings. Very weird. Every week they would stand up and sing ""How Great Thou Art"""

"What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sandwich."

"A leper walks up to a hooker and says ""keep the tip."""

"Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said ""Look at that dog with one eye!"" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes ""Where?"""

"Ahhhh, Pawn Stars So, I walk into Rick Harrison pawn shop and I ask, ""Can I have change for a dollar?"" He responds,""I can only do 75."""

"I hear Louis CK is changing his name To Louis C D"

"I really hate stoners... They are so blunt about everything."

"(Me playing guitar) 3: Daddy what's this song called? Me: Going Nowhere. 3: I know that but what's this song called? Burned by a 3yo."

"Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from your grandma.. It's all good until you look down."

"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride."