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Joke of the Day

"Ahhhh, Pawn Stars So, I walk into Rick Harrison pawn shop and I ask, ""Can I have change for a dollar?"" He responds,""I can only do 75."""

"The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now."

"what if you looked as good as your best selfie all the time wouldnt that be wonderful"

"Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? The message is loud and queer."

"I like my women like I like my sex partners... Female."

"Good news The doctor took his patient into the room and said, ""I have some good news and some bad news."" The patient said, ""Give me the good news."" ""They're going to name a disease after you."""

"Why are the undead so angry all the time? They have mummy issues."

"Caller: My goodness Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!"

"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."

"Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."