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Joke of the Day
"I really hate stoners... They are so blunt about everything."
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"What do you call an african american in a 3 piece suit? The defendant."
"to do list I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it"
"Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer? Because they were using a Berner Phone."
"What do you call a lizard that can't get a boner? A reptile dysfunction"
"Why do jews believe in God? Because Isreal."
"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman.... Is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."
"I was trying to think of a joke about Vietnam.... but then I realized people might find tet offensive."
"One month of nofap here i pun! *Cum"
"So, we tip the pizza delivery guy, but not ambulance drivers."