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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a baby float? 2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby"
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"People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'... The song never bothered me anyway."
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"Hey girl, do you ever go to the gym? 'Cause if you don't we probably won't work out."
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"The CEO of Nutella has died. A memorial dinner will be served straight from the jar, over the sink at midnight."
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