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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, do you ever go to the gym? 'Cause if you don't we probably won't work out."

"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny."

"*pulls out stack of pancakes and completely stuffs mouth during interview* Nexft queffstun pleeazse ""Umm. Your biggest weakness?"" Panfccakes"

"When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply by 3 and add the number of guys in her phone named Tyler"

"What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night? Her dead baby."

"""Vodka martini. Shaken not stirred."" ""So just the normal way you make a martini then?"" ""That's right."""

"Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge."

"If I ever met the Dalai Lama, I would ask him a question that has plagued me my entire life. ""What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"""

"What is the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year!"

"Guys, I'm getting a little offended by these racist jokes. I had a black friend. . . ... Until my dad sold him."