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Joke of the Day
"I only have room in my brain to care about three people and six types of cheese at any time."
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"why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom? to get a byte, and the ruler!!! my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!"
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