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Joke of the Day
"Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!"
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"What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !"
"What is yellow and lives off dead Beatles? Yoko Ono"
"Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget."
"Fact: It is against league rules for an NFL player to own a pet duck. It's considered a personal fowl."
"Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza? He heard it had de*liver*y flavor."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist... Oh well, not many fish left in the sea"
"If Apple made a car... Would it have windows?"
"What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital? ICU"
"What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream? Grand Theft Gelato"