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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis-ability."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras? Because a and b shells are too small."

"I apologised to my girlfriend last night for not being able to get an erection. There were no hard feelings whatsoever."

"Where did all the Sephardic Jews go? I dunno, you'll have to Ashkenazi"

"jokes don't kill people, people who don't get jokes kill people."

"Teacher , How can we keep the school clean Teacher: ""How can we keep the school clean?"" Student: ""By staying home"""

"Be careful out there guys. just met a girl, Kylie, and she told me her and her friends are so random...that could mean anything be safe ok"

"What do KFC and Tumblr have in common? Transfats"

"Why doesn't Muad'Dib like the Spice Girls? They remind him too much of his mother. I'll see myself out."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !"