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Joke of the Day
"If you're having second thoughts, you're 2 ahead of most people."
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"How many light bulbs does it take to change a man? Just one, if you put it in the right place."
"If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it?"
"That Indian food was tasteless, nothing special at all... It was quite daal."
"I told my son about the bird's and the bee's... And he told me about my wife and the butcher."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who is there?"" ""The pilot, open this damn door"""
"Where do crows go to buy groceries? Kroger"
"What is the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"How do drown a hipster? In the main steam"
"I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels"