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Joke of the Day
"If you're having second thoughts, you're 2 ahead of most people."
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"You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway."
"I wish I was a Farmer So I could be outstanding in my field."
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"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome... At first it was pretty bad, but by the end I kinda liked it."
"What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play? House."
"What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats? kicked out of the petting zoo..."
"A proton walks into a bar and orders a dr pepper no ice The bartender replies with ""are you positive?"""