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Joke of the Day

"Be careful out there guys. just met a girl, Kylie, and she told me her and her friends are so random...that could mean anything be safe ok"

"Knock Knock (you say: who's there) I ate mop. (you do your part) I'll give you a while to figure it out. ...yes, it's childish."

"because yoda was in charge of the jokes why was the punchline in the title"

"a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line"

"Hey what do you call a bunch of scaredy cows? cowherds. xD"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...Nobody likes the dark ones."

"My boyfriend doesn't believe in labels, which is probably why he drank all that bleach"

"I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn."

"I met the donkey from Numbers 22... He was a pretty cool guy... What? Did you expect him to be an ass?"

"If my DVR cuts off the last joke of my favorite sitcom one more time, I swear im gonn... **FREMULON**"