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Joke of the Day

"I apologised to my girlfriend last night for not being able to get an erection. There were no hard feelings whatsoever."

"Why did the clock get banned from the library? It tocked too much"

"The world is so full of double standards... A woman tris to sleep with every guy she sees and she's a slut. I try to do that and all of the sudden I'm 'gay' and not allowed in Toys 'R' Us anymore."

"QUEM TEM CHEFE E INDIO NHOQUE EP 1 (trilha sonora para youtube) Aprenda nada sobre cozinha"

"What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish? Snushi."

"Breaking News: Siamese twins sign for Man United."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"Is my iPhone named Freedom? Yes Do I never pick up phone calls on it? Also yes, because as an American, I let freedom ring"

"Twitter is perfect for men, because with men brevity is key. Beyond 140 characters they know they're going to say something wrong."

"I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc."