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Joke of the Day
"jokes don't kill people, people who don't get jokes kill people."
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"Guy- What's your sign? Me- Stop"
"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In a Putin"
"Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"
"Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No I really did!"
"What do Jedi sheep sound like? Dagobah."
"If you bump into someone at the grocery store and say goodbye, there's a 99 percent chance you'll see them in every single aisle after that."
"You could've told me that wasn't your real name before I got the tattoo."
"I can speak more than one vagina I'm bicunnilingual"
"Patient asks his doctor... A patient asks his doctor, ""If I gave up women, wine, and song, would I live longer?"" The doctor replies, ""No, but it will feel longer."""