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Joke of the Day
"Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? Because they have a common enemy"
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"Faberge's Eggs Hey, wife! I've bought the Faberge's eggs. Both..."
"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."