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Joke of the Day
"My father was in the holocaust, he fell of a guard tower!"
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"""I'd pap that."" - Gynecolgist"
"Decided to watch the lunar eclipse tonight... Couldn't see the moon"
"A man comes home to his wife ""honey,"" he says, ""pack your bags. I just won the lottery!"" ""That's amazing! What should I pack?"" ""I don't care. Just pack your bags and get the fuck out of here."""
"A little boy walks into a bar... he is treated for minor concussions... it's funny cause he's a minor, laugh"
"the chipotle guy who never charges me extra for guacamole even though there's a big G on the foil. what are we?"
"Be Positive ++ My girlfriend always says that be positive!! You know what she is going to have HIV tested this week ;)"
"Two cows are standing in a field. One cow turns to the other and says, ""Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease?"" The other one looks at him and says, ""Good thing I'm a helicopter."""
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!"
"*comes into work with black eye* oh please I'm fine guys! But you shoulda seen the other guy. He was a cabinet door that i walked into"