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Joke of the Day

"32 is taking me to dinner, 29 is taking me to a concert, & 26 is taking me straight to bed. I don't have kids, did I do that right?"

"Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas? Because they weren't getting a square meal."

"If Beethoven's music had base in it... He would be basethoven."

"What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !"

"What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant."

"Whilst reading through an ancient book at the British Library, I found a magic spell' that would supposedly make women want to have sex with me. Worked like a fucking charm."

"already regret the text i'm about to send"

"I like my black people like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya Netanya who? Yep... thanks Obama."

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."