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Joke of the Day

"already regret the text i'm about to send"

"Why is Jesus Christ so buff? Crossfit"

"... -_- Ash gets raped??? http://teensofhs.blogspot.com/2013/02/20000-views-celebration.html"

"Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends? Because he was grounded."

"What does Jeb Bush have in common with a threesome? A lot of people think three bushes is one bush too many."

"Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it."

"Apparently O.J. Simpson is getting remarried He decided to take another stab at it"

"Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles? So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."

"How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Whatever do you mean, *change*?"

"My wife said to me ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" I answered ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."""