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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya Netanya who? Yep... thanks Obama."
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"One of the worst things you can possibly do to someone is return their text with a call."
"What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident"
"why are black people so tall? because their knee grows"
"Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them. Trump: ...but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them."
"What did the tailor say about her job? It's sew sew"
"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""
"I still remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"I heard the Pope's first choice for a guest was in fact Hillary... But he couldn't afford her speaking fees"
"without a doubt my least favourite thing about being alive is having a body, hate taking care of this hunk of shit"