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Joke of the Day
"If Beethoven's music had base in it... He would be basethoven."
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"What name is given to the most chickens ? pEGGy"
"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Might not kill him but he'll never have any friends."
"What's up? Some movie about an old guy and balloons."
"My mom just got out of rehab for her knees Knee addiction is tough, it's one of the toughest habits to kick"
"Why was the garbage man afraid of the staff at the sex-change clinic? They give him the willies."
"Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax? For hispanic attacks..."
"What do you call the memory of a camping trip? Past Tents"
"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair...... ....what happens next will shock you."""
"What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over? Watch the second half."