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Joke of the Day
"Your mums so fat, when she performs oral sex... ...people shout ""THAR SHE BLOWS!"""
Next Joke
"Happy new year everyone! Sorry, I'm a premature congratulator."
"I have accepted ""Jesus Christ!"" as my personal exclamation."
"I just put in new countertops in my kitchen... Granite, they're not marble, but still..."
"Why did the chicken say, ""Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"" He was studying foreign languages."
"knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!"
"Whats the month people get most drunk in? Febrewery"
"So I heard Lena Dunham has a new show coming out... It's called Sister, Sister."
"All through their lives, guys are called either ""young man"" or ""old man."" I guess they cut out the middle man."
"What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel? I am Root."