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Joke of the Day

"All through their lives, guys are called either ""young man"" or ""old man."" I guess they cut out the middle man."

"[god creatig god] GOD: make him omnipotent & onmipresent ANGEL: ok... GOD: and also provide no evidence he exists ANGEL: ru sure GOD: trust me"

"A woman who has no idea how hot she is, is so hot."

"I masturbate so much in the shower I get wet when it rains"

"What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma? People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold."

"Someone should tell Pam at work that no one wants to hear how cool her boyfriend is unless she's dating a helicopter."

"Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling."

"I don't see why everyone likes circles so much They're so pointless."

"Last night a burglar broke into my house but I quickly popped open a bag of potato chips & hid in all that free space."

"I don't like skinny fashion models cause I find their lack of weight disturbing."