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Joke of the Day

"Happy new year everyone! Sorry, I'm a premature congratulator."

"A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint. The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied."

"Just monkeying around An orangutan walks over to an another orangutan and says 'Yo, I'm the best at climbing and swinging!' His friend looks at him and says 'that's a gibbon.'"

"If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything."

"REMINDER: If men could get pregnant, birth control would be in Hooters' wing sauce."

"Why did jesus not go to australia? He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"What do lawyers use for birth control? Personality."

"We call our new maid Non Sequitur, ...because she's Latin and she doesn't follow."

"Did you hear about the clown who had Ebola? His poop tasted funny"

"I just had my fence destroyed by a tornado, and I am asking for your help I heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting here."