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Joke of the Day
"How does a young man make an old woman feel young again? Elixir"
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"What did the hurricane say to Hillary? I didn't know disasters can run for office"
"Do you know what else are nazis? The other 25 letter of the alphabet."
"I don't know the lyrics to any of Pitbull's songs, but in my defense, I'm not really convinced he does either."
"Why did the man get excited when he had sex with a pregnant woman? He could tell all his friends he had a threesome!"
"What do you call Kosher ice? Iceberg"
"For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction."
"Know how drunk girls go out of their way to insist how sober they are? The same rule applies to a guy who always talk about how ""big"" he is."
"Necrophilia Beer: ""Sit back and crack open a cold one."""
"What kind of bee can make milk? Boobies"