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Joke of the Day

"Necrophilia Beer: ""Sit back and crack open a cold one."""

"Not now, kids. Daddy's pretending to be a woman on the Internet"

"We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches."

"I used to have a Russian friend who was a terrible driver... He was stalin"

"Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send."

"When I got depressed, I joined the Army. I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on."

"Why does the US name Arkansas Arkansas Because Its Arkansas not YourKansas"

"This is the most offensive joke I know What's the best part about having sex with a six year old? Watching her fall apart on the witness stand."

"If Math was a dick, I'd be gay. Because I suck at it."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mother wouldn't wake him until 3."