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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man get excited when he had sex with a pregnant woman? He could tell all his friends he had a threesome!"

"What do you call a group of 8 hobbits? a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke"

"wife: Would you ever want an open marriage? me *messages every girl in my phone asking if they'd have sex with me* Umm *all respond no* Nah"

"Has anybody tried unplugging Congress and then plugging it back in??"

"I always found the movie ""The Exorcist"" confusing... It made my head spin."

"In art class I was told black was a shade not a color. That must mean black people aren't colored: they're shady."

"I told a joke to my Chemistry teacher. He replied ""Oh man, I slapped my neon that one"""

"What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft? 200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)"

"What do you call a person that tells jokes to ghosts? A comedium."

"What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor? My erection."