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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bee can make milk? Boobies"
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"My mom and I donated 15 boxes of old books to Goodwill, and in every 100th book I left a note with an urgent spy message."
"A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile"
"My vision is okish But in just a few years I'll be able to see 2020"
"Buying little gold star stickers so when people I'm speaking with say things I like I'll stick one on their forehead."
"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life."
"Did you read the novel about the US drug epidemic? The heroin gets abused."
"Just saw a friend I haven't seen in 5 years ...he says: ""I still use your Netflix password!"""
"I'll be signing copies of my tweets this Friday at Barnes & Noble in Salt Lake City! Just meet me by the bathrooms at 5:30 & bring a pen."
"There are three types of people: 1. Annoying people 2. Annoying people I am sleeping with 3. People I haven't met"