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Joke of the Day

"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."

"I cant stop eating ice cream... It's a rocky road to addiction."

"A cop pulls a guy over for speeding on a slow day Cop: ""I've been waiting for you all day."" Driver: ""Sorry, officer. I got here as fast as I could."""

"A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a man and woman are divorced, they can still be brother and sister."

"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."

"Think smoking's ""COOL""? What if I do it in a leather jacket? ""COOL"" now? On a Harley? Still ""COOL""? While I kiss this model? Is that ""COOL""?"

"chicken & KFC Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC? A: He wanted to see a chicken strip."

"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? ....Dam."

"""Why Isn't The Media Covering This?"" the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media."

"Worst idea you'll ever have is oiling your 4 year-old's squeaky bedroom door. Congratulations, you just made a ninja."