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Joke of the Day
"I'm Phoenician, as in, ""Nobody better stop me from Phoenician all of these donuts."""
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"I read a story by a pregnant woman on reddit She was having trouble with her pregnancy, and she said she would post an update after it was over. OP delivered."
"How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you? Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!"
"It's the year 2057, humans are shaped like candy canes from years of looking down at their phones. Striped-clothing is always in fashion."
"""so doc... am I dying?"" ""we're all dying, just at different speeds"" ""but what about me"" ""You're like, the Usain Bolt of dying dude lmao"""
"What do you do after having licked the world's smoothest vagina? Put it back in the stroller"
"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."
"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you."
"Her: you take nice selfies Me: so I'm vain Her: no you're photogenic Me: oh so I'm ugly in real life Her: just say thanks Me: oh so I'm rude"
"The fish's guitar sounded terrible. He must've forgotten his tuna."