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Joke of the Day
"The fish's guitar sounded terrible. He must've forgotten his tuna."
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"9 called to ask how much bleach it takes to get purple ink out of carpet and because she's so cute and at her dad's I went with all of it!"
"What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z? Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!"
"Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: ""Get out! We don't serve your type here! """
"What do you call someone who can masturbate with either hand? Ambidickstrous"
"If I was a smart thief, do you know what I would rob? A book store."
"What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog."
"Aw, I would love to keep up with the Kardashians. But being a 'pregnant-solar-powered-douche-magnet' is an art form I haven't yet perfected."
"ME: I'm just gonna take a quick nap. KIDS: Check out the new cirque du soleil show we invented. *living room is on fire*"
"My friend was telling animal puns I thought they were boaring."