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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."

"There's this Joke about North Korea but they won't let me post it."

"What goes thru a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's asshole."

"I'd like to tell you about two things: reverse psychology and recycling. But, nah, Reddit wouldn't wanna hear it..."

"Hitler was a charitable guy. He backed Japan when they needed help in WW2."

"What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution? Serf's up!"

"When I remember trees are alive I like to picture their brain is the roots and the trunk and branches are its legs dangling into the sky."

"Don't get into an argument in an elevator it could escalate very quickly"

"*uses Oujia board* SMELLS LIKE UPDOG me: what's updog? NOT MUCH, DOG, JUST ABOUT TO POSSESS YOUR CAT me: what cat: what"

"Latvian Christmas Christmas Eve father ask son what want christmas. Son say potato. Father say ""Ok. Santa bring potato."" Next day boy is learn Santa no exist."