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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."

"I once heard from Stalin that dark humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."

"I hate people with erectile dysfunction no hard feelings"

"""If you don't let the Jews go, I will find you. I will kill you."" Liam Neeson returns in... TAKEN 3: SCHINDLER'S PISSED (Summer 2015)"

"If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends."

"A lion wouldn't cheat at golf... But a tiger woods"

"*paints car camouflage* *stops making payments*"

"6: can u get me a drink? Me: no, you're 6yo. You can get your own drink 6: fine *goes to fridge Me: while ur there can u grab me a beer?"

"When I'm bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus."

"I checked the thermometer outside. The temperature read ""Fcuk this sh1t! Stay in the house!"""