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Joke of the Day
"What do you do after having licked the world's smoothest vagina? Put it back in the stroller"
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"I like my women like I like my computer monitors Bright, saturated and in multiples."
"Why did Ellen Pao try to sue the users of Reddit for gender discrimination/ sexual harassment? Because they were forming a massive circle-jerk around her"
"I was going to tell a joke about the earth... Then I realized it was pretty terrable."
"I love hearing peoples' stories... ...I'm always chasing tale."
"Just found out my friend's wife is pregnant They say they don't know the sex, but I am fairly certain it wasn't anal"
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"What a weird thing that a Presidential candidate is like ""I tried to stab my friend"" & his opponents are like ""no you didn't."""
"In honor of MLK day: Why don't black people sleep? ...Because the only one that had a dream was shot."
"What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."