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Joke of the Day
"The Panther's defense is so impenetrable... That Trump wants Mexico to pay their salary"
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"A far right party wins an election in Germany with 60% of the vote. I did nazi that coming"
"Not to be a Scrooge, but if you play or even hum along with Christmas music before December 10, you should be sent to a concentration camp."
"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... But three rights make a left"
"How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Relatively few"
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"What do you call a female police officer with short pubes? CuntStubble"
"Why do Eskimos wash in Tide? Because it's too cold to wash out Tide"
"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man So I stuck it in her ass and said ""yeah, you like that Steve?"""
"Why did the knight stop fighting after all his limbs had been chopped of? He'd been unarmed and defeated"