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Joke of the Day

"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"

"Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!'"

"An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme Fortunately, it was foiled."

"If you can't hang Don't be a runaway slave"

"I'm fluent in Morose Code. -Debbie Downers"

"""You actually have friends?"" ""Yeah, all 10 seasons on DVD!"""

"My girlfriend wanted to use a protractor during sex... but I told her graphing paper is where I draw the line."

"How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar? You know you can't but you really want to hit it."

"The Inuits don't deal with your crap, because they're having Nunavut."

"To all the girls who take pictures in the bathroom in public places, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you....Don't forget to tag me"