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Joke of the Day
"If Batman left church early... Would it be a Christian Bale?"
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"Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder..."
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"What happens when libertarians and honey badgers don't give a shit together? An ex-lax shortage"
"An Electric Field Walks up to a Dipole and asks, ""Do you have a moment?"""
"What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail? A small medium at large."
"Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future."
"I just ended a 5 years long relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."
"What did the little black kid get on his SAT's? Barbecue sauce."