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Joke of the Day

"Math is like another language 2n+2n is 4n to me"

"My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !"

"The Flash was caught high... He seemed to have taken speed."

"A man goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide the librarian says, sorry it looks like the last person never brought it back."

"Why did the cop cross the road? To shoot a black kid."

"I tucked my kids in last night and said, ""See you in the morning!"" and then we laughed and laughed. Saw them 16 more times before sunrise."

"What did the proctologist do to those poor people's butts? He rectum."

"As a gay man with a background in the arts, there's precious little to keep me occupied in prison. To be honest, I just get bored."

"The instructions for this tent is just a picture of a husband yelling at his wife, that's weird."

"Men used to slay dragons, and here I am shuffling around like a penguin with my pants around my ankles looking for extra toilet paper."