207352

Joke of the Day

"New redditter Hey friends, Im new here please treat me with respect. Just tryng to have fun and make friends. <3"

"I married a Chinese millionaire..... ....Ka Ching."

"Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost."

"Whoa there, pregnancy test. You just tell us yes or no and we'll decide if it's positive or negative."

"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."

"My kids are young, so when they listen to old school music they think its new. They are currently listening to a hot new band called Queen."

"What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away? Microwave."

"Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market? Because there are eyes everywhere!"

"I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! Exercise"

"Fogged up my monocle while eating a soft-boiled egg. Had quite a chuckle. I imagine I won't forget it anytime soon."