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Joke of the Day

"So I was out for a walk with my Grandpa... My grandpa had altzhiemer's disease, and we were going for a little walk when all of the sudden....... (Classic comedy)"

"Yesterday I farted in an apple store and everyone got mad at me Not my fault that they don't have windows."

"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"

"*drinks milkshake* *runs to yard* *sifts through all the boys* *sighs* *puts up more posters for missing son*"

"Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies."

"Am I the only one who just buys a new printer when the ink is gone? Also, does anyone want to make a sweet printer fort?"

"What does a fish say when he hits concrete? Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an "" old guys rule"" shirt and a hardy fist bump."

"Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought."

"We all know how Bill cheated on Hillary with Monica Lewinsky. Well, did you hear that Hillary cheated on Bill with somebody named Ben Ghazi?"

"There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."