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Joke of the Day

"I'm fairly certain that most of us are one full gas tank away from bankruptcy."

"I always have to throw out my animal crackers. They always have that label: ""Do not eat if seal is broken""."

"What did the Native American say when he killed his son on a hunting trip? Bison"

"Can we stop acting like ""seasonal"" beers makes sense at all?"

"Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas."

"i was going to tell a unemployment joke....... but its not going to work"

"Historically speaking, tanning under the sun first began in France during the bronzage."

"Little Jack Warner Sat in the corner A finger in every pie. He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a bung And said ""Lets all go to Dubai!"""

"My jokes are so dark Whenever i use it it starts picking cotton."

"Remember how in Lord of the Rings they slept out under the stars? It was pretense."