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Joke of the Day

"The only thing sadder than doing nothing with our lives, is spending our time watching others do the same. #RealityTV"

"Why does Beyonce say ""To the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."

"I'm a Mexican with a black belt Call me Juan Punch"

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?......No one knows they never keep the house!"

"15 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Don't die Kevin Bacon!!"

"Boss: What's your five-year goal? Me: Paid administrative leave."

"What's so dark about blonde jokes? They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb"

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"I can't decide whether to go to Australia or Thailand this year for a holiday. So I decided to weigh up the pros and cons of both. Australia has a load of Cons, but Thailand has lots of Pros."