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Joke of the Day
"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber, you pervert!"
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"Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales? To get their stuff back."
"Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant ""Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?"". The lady replied ""No but I'll straighten anyone's teeth """
"How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots."
"And the award for Best Actress goes to...*opens envelope*....my 4 year old daughter for her overly-dramatic scene in ""Bath Time""."
"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"
"Why don't ghosts play sports? Boo!"
"How to do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."
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