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Joke of the Day
"When Chris Angle levitated in front of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just laughed and flew away."
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"Hell is full of ugly babies, tinkerbell tshirts and fat women debating the tastiness of frozen meals.....oh wait. This is just walmart"
"Today is ""Jamaican hair day"" at work. I'm dreading it."
"Terrorists in Hawaii be like.. ..Aloha Akbar."
"Why did the ox fall down the hill? It was an oxident."
"It's Friday night, you know what that means! I'm going to get loaded and tweet a bunch of stupid shit and then delete it all tomorrow. Yay!"
"My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, ""How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?"""
"I was at the track yesterday. I backed a horse at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four."
"So, my girlfriend is a porn star . . . . . . she is going to be SO pissed when she find out."
"My house is the only one on our street with Christmas lights up I guess the rest of the neighbours are a bunch of Jews"