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Joke of the Day
"My friend claims that he is a really good boxer. He doesn't strike me as one."
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"Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation."
"What is the square root of 69? Eight something. Get it?"
"I was braised by wild cannibals."
"If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?"
"What happens when a nun becomes pregnant? They fire a Canon."
"Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet? ...He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up? ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the ""hole"" show."
"No sweetie, you can't have your giant chocolate bunny for breakfast, that's not healthy and also mommy ate it for dinner last night."
"Best blunt / straight to the point jokes of all time? What do you call a boomerang that dosen't come back? A stick"
"Why are portraits of George Washington displayed in British bathrooms? Because nothing makes the British shit quicker than the sight of George Washington"