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Joke of the Day

"Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet? ...He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up? ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the ""hole"" show."

"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met. Girl: You just wanna f*ck me. Boy: Wow and smart to."

"A muslim says Bismillah to ward away the three jinns (xpost from r/islam) Two hydrjinns and one oxyjinn."

"I can't believe how stupid that bloke in the Post Office was.... He said that my Parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it like that's going to make it lighter."

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up."

"I want to go see the new Purge movie... But I have to binge on the first two..."

"If money doesn't grow on trees... Then why do banks have branches?"

"A psychic midget has escaped from prison Yes, we have a small medium at large."

"When Does The Narwhal Bacon? MidNight"