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Joke of the Day

"Best blunt / straight to the point jokes of all time? What do you call a boomerang that dosen't come back? A stick"

"I have a hard time telling people when something is displeasing to me... I might be dys-like-sic."

"Did you hear of the guy who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? He just could not explain it! Then it dawned on him."

"Hillary Clinton is going to be the first F President. Sorry, I meant to type ""Female"" but somebody deleted the ""emale."""

"How many blondes does it take to make a great joke? Yes."

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up, packed in zip lock bags and stored in the freezer."

"A man's wife died. friend asked what happend He said, she fell out from windows; as she was not drinking the poison."

"Where did the belly button go to school? The Navel Academy"

"If you could choose between world peace and 1 million dollars... What would you buy?"

"Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea? He was Seoul searching."