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Joke of the Day

"My wife loves sports... Her favorite position is beside herself, and her favorite sport is jumping to conclusions."

"Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining. They're dropping pounds fast"

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop."

"To the Critics whom reviewed The Interview poorly because they are afraid of arrival the North Korean overlords take over of U.S.A because of film, I have one word for you: Traitors"

"I went to buy a bag of air... They accidentally put potato chips in it."

"2 nazis walk into a bar, third one ducks.. just at the reich moment."

"Hate it when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for; like happiness and perfect abs."

"[Date] ""I'm going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there's six."""

"The Wicked Witch swings a light saber at Obi-Wan just as he throws a water balloon at her. All anyone finds later are piles of clothes."