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Joke of the Day

"The most disturbing thing about fossil fuels is when Larry King pisses into his gas tank and drives off."

"Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty."

"what's that lassie? ""Bark"" Timmy's in a well? ""Bark"" and he's jerkin it? ""Bark"" he's looking at what?! ""Bark"" dude I've heard enough"

"Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"

"Invention a German engineer has just invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. You should invest in this because prophets are going through the roof!"

"Which are the scariest kind of bees? Zombees"

"I just made this one up: What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest? A TOR pedo."

"A lawyer contracts a cold for two hours. What does he have? A brief case."

"9/11 joke Knock, knock. Who's there? Nine-eleven. Nine-eleven who? You said you'd never forget...."

"Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted? Because it was fake and gay."