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Joke of the Day
"Michael Jackson jokes are so childish"
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"""I'm a good person, obviously."" --everyone"
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel."
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"Fuck a horse.... Enjoy a stable relationship"
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am Can you believe that? 3 in the morning, but luckily i was still up playing the drums."
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"Why could the french man not count to four? He could not get past the tree!"