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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, holding out on sex with your man to get what you want will not work. He will just take longer showers."

"What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare? He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos."

"Why was Hitler so obsessed about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million Jews waiting for him in hell."

"What 6 inches goes to your mouth? Toothbrush...you dirty bastard"

"Who is ""back at it again with the white vans?"" pedophiles."

"Can somebody please find Ja Rule? I need help in making sense of just what happened"

"New Thanksgiving trend Forget Black fiday how about BLACK RIOT MONDAY"

"1. What do you call a man with a flamethrower? 2. What do you call his first victim? 3. What do you call his second victim? 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash"

"My kid's insults to each other: ""you have fat lips like Momma."" ""well, you have a big butt like Momma. Thanks, kids."

"- How was school? 4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton"