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Joke of the Day
"If it ain't broke, I haven't borrowed it yet."
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"Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys? In 2015 humans consumed 65 million tons of bananas and only 8 monkeys."
"I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime."
"A real man should never wave faster than he SAYS the word ""hey"""
"Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice."
"One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic"
"To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please."
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor! I've broken my arm in several places!"" The Doctor looks at him like he's an idiot and says ""Well then, don't go to those places..."""
"What do you call a French baker who sucks cock? a faguette"
"How does a gay religious terrorist spend his vacation in Cuba? Infidel Castro"