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Joke of the Day

"If it ain't broke, I haven't borrowed it yet."

"I had a heated argument with my wife last night... Apparently leaving the water heater on got me in hot water."

"Even the stick figure woman on my wife's back window has a headache."

"Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test? He made a few Wookiee errors."

"I love rock and roll so put another dime in the juke box baby... then add ninety more cents to play one song."

"What did Jay Z say when his friend died? No Biggie."

"What do Reptiles love to smoke? Mariguana"

"Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind."

"I'd probably be, like, 5% cooler if I wasn't terrified of being on a moving skateboard."

"Today I asked out a belayer at an indoor climbing place. She said no... She let me down."