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Joke of the Day

"I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream."

"What do you call low class gay women? Plesbians"

"My uncle is an idiot. He saw a commercial that said, ""9 out of 10 accidents happen within a mile of your home."" So he up and moved"

"When Geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side of the ""V"" is longer? There's more geese on that side."

"I'm going to the bathroom to take a dump Can I get you anything?"

"Doctor doctor I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well you do look a site"

"I love walking around the house naked. Damn neighbors keep complaining. They think I should do it in the house."

"Don't let the notion of being bad at something keep you from enjoying it Ask my wife."

"*replaces cream in doughnuts with mayo, tries not to laugh as Frank from accounting eats one...watches, waits, frowns as Frank goes for 2nd"

"If I was a pug, nobody would give me funny looks for slobbering in public or eating food off the floor."